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officialunitedstates:

my next birthday will be submarine themed.  it will be in a submerged submarine and everyone has to ruin their dresses and tuxedos to swim down to the hatch and I either let them in or they have to swim back to the surface.  inside we eat shrimp and the only conversations allowed are submarine-themed.  AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA blares over the intercom